Fat black cats on your wall
can scare you and all,
but the best thing they do
are the things that they don't.
These black cats don't purr,
and they can't claw the couch
'cause they're just in a calendar
up on the wall.

Fat black cats won't bite your legs
and they can't suck the eggs,
nor get stuck in a tree,
if they stay in your calendar
looking at you.

So if you like fat black cats,
keep them in calendars
and not roaming the streets!